closetphobia

Scared to become a homosexual

Friend: hey wanna go to the pool
Me: No sorry I have closetphobia
Friend: what’s that?
Me: I’m scared of being homosexual

by Travis Dmoney Scott April 7, 2020

conetoe

Male version of “camel toe”. Includes, but is not limited to, balls.

That guy’s pants were so tight, I could see his conetoe.

by Janers August 8, 2020

Coleton Noises

Incoherent noises and sounds that have no purpose or meaning to them.

Dude, he was so high last night he started making Coleton Noises.

by AtomicGoblin420 January 7, 2021

Comet

That thing in space that like uh like a circle kinda like uh space bullet

look at the comet!

by antiverts June 24, 2021

Comet Vomit

When you're stargazing at night and get hit by vomit from the balcony above

Lizzy: Is it raining?
Philip: Nah mate, Ravy T just gave you a comet vomit

by Satiated Ice Pick May 10, 2022

Closet Furry

Someone who just REALLY enjoyed Warrior Cats as a kid.

I never realized Cornelius had been a Closet Furry until now.

by ItsBeanin December 29, 2022

Slut Comet

A slutty person that comes into a new social scene (different school, group of friends, etc.) and burns very brightly. After a solid period of fucking anything with a rounded edge, they completely disappear; leaving suddenly to whore-around somewhere else or abruptly stopping they're skeezy behaviors (burning out-- never to slut again.)

A: Everyone in this house has slept with Alex.
B: Alex, who?
A: Oh, shit. I forgot he transferred like a week ago.
B: Just a slut comet moving to another galaxy
A: Maybe he'll orbit back in like 300 years?

by wadswadswads September 16, 2010