Cosa Sad

meaning “sad thing” or “so sad” ; also can just be used as “oof”.

person 1: “hey you can’t spend the night, my dad is having his yearly tumbling performance which last 3 weeks straight.”

person 2: “cosa sad.”

by pineapple turtles May 30, 2022

Costco Syndrome

A psychological condition in which people are pressured to shop at Costco Wholesale in order to get good use of their membership. Symptoms may include buying tons of things you don't need because the prices are so good, weight gain, and diabetes because of all the snacks they have and their giant obese food court offerings.

"wheres bob"
"he's at costco"
"why is he always at costco? he has a dr appointment today about his recent weight gain ever since he became a costco member"
"oh he already went to a doctor and they diagnosed him with Chronic Costco Syndrome"

by iKingRPG February 23, 2023

Costcophile™

One who has a fondness and respect for Costco, their business model and Costco as a way of life.

That Alexander Gillan is a SERIOUS Costcophile™.

by Costcophile™ August 1, 2023

coach jones

A coach who is “doing the most” and is a total dickhead to everyone

Damn the Defensive line coach is such a coach jones

by FCoachJones October 29, 2023

dizzy coach

Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.

Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.

I had a terrifying dizzy coach nightmare last night.

by Rick Mills September 8, 2004

OC coaching

A group of idiots who will suck the life out of talented football playing kids

That OC coaching is destroying our kids we should move them to another school before its too late

by WHAT_U_SCARED February 8, 2010

Bucket Coach

Someone who isn't AS drunk as the person throwing up into a bucket, garbage can, sink, toilet, etc. The Bucket Coach is usually drunk, and thus willing to help their comrades with their 'ordeal'.

They can either be yelling words of encouragement, holding the bucket, holding the person puking, or a combination of these.

Example:

Bucket Coach: "COME ON puke out that fireball like a motherfucking DRAGON!!!" *Slaps puker on the back*

Puker: *BLAAAAAGHRGGHHGRGHHH* "I feel...be.." *BLAAAAHGGGRRGHH*

by SO4 December 10, 2009