Fort Crack

AKA fort mac, so called fort crack cuz of the high consentration of crack and crack heads

Guy1: let's go to fort mac and make some cash
Guy2: u mean fort crack
Guy1: ya I love crack

by jethro_sanchez September 17, 2010

Biker's Crack

Deriving from plumber's crack, this is the crack of a motorcylcists ass that you can see when they pass you on the highway.

Four Harley's passed us on the way to the beach and we could see two of the meatheads biker's crack.

by B. Hanback June 28, 2008

crackalackin

A way of saying "How are you doing?" used by, yet again, soda-drunk jr. high kids being their usual crazy selves.

Yo Sabrina what's crackalackin?

by MissCleo July 22, 2004

crack ship

Crack ship, crack!ship, or crack pairing is a term often used in fan fiction or role playing that pairs two people pairing from different fandom universes into a romantic relationship. This can be anything from a tv show, video game, or a book. A crack ship usually makes the readers question "Why such an off pairing" Some people might like it, some hate it, and others might be grossed out.

"There saw this crack ship up on this role playing site i was on and the person paired Chace Crawford with Kiki Kannibal."

"Ugh, that's really gross."

by queefistt July 23, 2009

Crack-a-lackin'

A word used to describe or replace the popular phrase, "Whats up?" Can also be used to ask what is happening at the current time in someone's life.

Hey Ashley, whats crack-a-lackin'?

by Lindsay Weaver June 24, 2006

Crack Lips

Lips that are chapped looking from smoking crack. Generally you smoke crack with a short pipe that you get very hot, so that you get the hardest, fastest hits without wasting anything. By doing this, your glass or metal pipe will get very hot, and the flame from the lighter may come very close to your lips.

Nothing chills off crack lips like a good lager.

I could tell she was a crack whore because she had crack lips.

Fuck, smoking weed out of this little pipe made of foil gives me crack lips.

by WilsonMcPetersburg September 11, 2009

Crack A Roll

To Crack A Roll means to have such a nasty, dirty ass from a wet, explosive shart or otherwise toothpaste turd that one uses one full roll of toitet paper and is required to crack open a second roll just to complete the clean up process.

While a big fan of Mexican food, Harold finally determined that it was time to modify his diet and intake because his explosive sharts were getting so messy that he was always having to Crack A Roll.

by Eaton Holgoode March 4, 2014