coochie mudbugs

Same as croch cricket. Crabs body lice

You better be careful messing with them ho's you will get coochie mudbugs

by Texas girl 1971 March 21, 2023

Unrequited Coochie

When the guy wants to canoodle his noodle (seggs), but the girl doesn't.

"The only coochie that lasts is unrequited coochie" - Woody Allen (probably)

by Theatric February 9, 2022

Gucci in the coochie

It’s all good down here.

How is it going with you and your man?
It’s Gucci in the coochie.

by Martinez.ma January 28, 2020

Coochie Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your cooter.

These pants give me a real coochie sandwich!

by urbanr33s3s June 22, 2022

Crumb of coochie

When someone is simping so hard they would settle fir a mere crumb of coochie

“Did you hear that sam donated 300 bucks to a streamer last night ?”

“ yeah , he would donate his entire salary for even a crumb of coochie”

by Ldiddy the large January 21, 2021

Coochie day

On the first Sunday of July, a national holiday named ' Coochie Day ' takes place. This is a day when everyone spreads the awareness of coochie disease e.g coochie lice. Coochie small businesses are promoted.

' what are you doing for coochie days

' Oh, I will be buying coochie rubbers from small businesses<33'

by COOCHIECLUB May 26, 2021

Chooch coochie

To rub one out wearing clown makeup and a fucked up wig on the kitchen floor with your front door open.

“Omg, dude, I came home from work early one day and saw my neighbor was a Chooch coochie!”

by Trampula April 3, 2022