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Conservo

Someone cruel and uncaring, wanting what they think is best for everyone but not caring who is hurt or upset while getting it. Named after a secret society which tried to change the world to what they thought was the better by hacking MSN accounts.
"That's so mean! You're such a conservo!"
by defin1009 April 7, 2009
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Consluting

When a friend advises another friend on how to best obtain sex and/or sexual acts from a member of the opposite sex.
Sarah is consluting with Sue about how to get Bill to do her after they leave the bar.
by Hilly2008 December 9, 2008
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conservidouche

A person who believes in being close-minded to the point of extreme douchbag-ness
Putting time restrictions on your gaming consoles for beliefs although your friends do not share the same extreme beliefs that you may have.

"Just let us play after sundown, Brandon Grentz room 414, don't be a conservidouche."
by Doctor Boobs November 6, 2009
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constant chimer

A person who constantly "chimes in" during a time when he or she has no business being in the conversation. This typically occurs when a person feels that they are being left out of the topic in discussion. In fear that the conversation will lead to other topics that they know absolutely nothing about, this person will say something everybody already knows to try and make oneself seem relevant to the conversation.
Kyle: "Yo man, I'm gettin' sick of these bitch-ass penalties being called every sunday."

Jason: "No kidding. On the reals, Goodell should be fir-"

Tim (Not only is he pulling an inappropriate chime, but hes cutting off the other person): "They are ruining the game!"

Jason: "No shit you dumbass. Why do you think we are talking about this in the first place? So put those two cents back in your pocket and shut the fuck up!"

Kyle: "Yeah man, you don't even watch football..Goddamn constant chimer."
by TheKidWithKnowledge December 7, 2010
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Constervation

Constervation is 50% Conversation and 50% Consternation.

An encounter between two people where one has been an incredible dumb ass and needs told about it.

The Conversation part is monologue and delivered by the individual explaining it to the dumb ass.

The Consternation part is when you, "The Dumb Ass" (silent donkey is also acceptable) realize that what the individual delivering the monologue is explaining to your dumb ass is completely correct.
I had to have this constervation with you because of your failure to realize not just how badly you screwed the pooch but that you didn't realize it at all, dumb ass!

epiphany doh well shit had to be done dumb ass helpful hint buy a clue
by CTBear July 5, 2014
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Consume

to eat correctly
“Consume”
by shrugslummer October 28, 2018
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Constera

'Constera' is a music producer who is known for making 2 popular songs about some goblins. He frequently adds LGBT friendly soundclips in his songs, so he is very accepted in the squadW twitch community.

He sometimes streams on Twitch.tv where he W OMEGALUL ORKS in FL Studio(32 bit) and Vegas Pro, but he cant seem to concentrate because he has a lot of clip chimp viewers that spams links.
He is also known as "Concerta", "Cowstone", "Cornstera", "Constira", "Constipated" and much more, so he often gets misunderstood as medicine and other stuff that Pepega Twitch streamers make up.

Constera spends his freetime in his local snus club where he and his friends such as forsen discuss the varieties of snus while having a couple bags in their mouth.
"Isnt Constera that Sup Yall guy?"
"I heard that Constipated made a new song, lets check it out dud"
by KRISTOFFA October 25, 2019
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