Cleveland Steamers

A carpet cleaning company based in Champaign, IL. They have been working since 2002.

Wow my carpets are reallly fucking dirty. Who should i call?......The Cleveland Steamers!!!!

by theoneandolnly July 21, 2010

Cleveland Fire Starter

The act of dumping an insane ammount of lighter fluid into your girl's asshole, lighting it, then penatrating her flaming booty hole. Only for pros who have mastered all of the other 'Cleveland Sex Acts'.

Badass Guy: Aye man I gave my girl a Cleveland Fire Starter last night.

Lame Guy: WTF man?! That's horrible. You've been on Urban Dictionary too long. No one really does that shit.

Badass Guy: ... *give Lame Guy a Cleveland Fire Starter*

by TypicalRacistMoFo March 22, 2010

clevertivity

the act of being clever and creative simultaneously; one could say being creatively clever

Check out my project!! Wow, now that's clevertivity!

by Clevertivity May 7, 2010

Cleveland Stanley Steamer

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.

Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!

by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011

Cleverer

When your more clever than something.
( Clever-er)

Im cleverer than you (: ?

by Meeee!!!! ^_^ January 3, 2010

cleveland stinker

The act of having diaria on ones chest then taking a solid poop on that persons chest and mix it with a spoon making a mildoo substance then you must finger that persons poop hole for about a minute then put your finger in your mouth and tickle your throat with it and suck the poo off of your finger then spit on the persons chest then pee on it then take a seat on the persons chest and roll back and forth while farting with massive diaria and make sure while you do so make sure your butt is facing the persons face. This act may take 2 hours or so.

My girlfriend cheated on me so i waited for her to sleep then gave her a cleveland stinker then ran like hell.

by dr. j.e.w September 21, 2011

Cleveland Steamball

A sexual act of pooping in someones mouth and He/Her spits it into anothers mouth.

Sarah passed a Cleveland Steamball to Bonni.

by Humanzombie12 November 5, 2005