elf 1: bro why do you think Santa always yellin "ho ho ho" on Christmas
elf 2: my nigga don't you know every Christmas he giving hoe claws the d in the sleigh, and every time he finna nut he yells "hoe hoe hoe"
elf 2: my nigga don't you know every Christmas he giving hoe claws the d in the sleigh, and every time he finna nut he yells "hoe hoe hoe"
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