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Holden Colorado

A utility vehicle that is put together with scrap parts at the Isuzu Dmax plant. However in typical Holden form the manufacturer “improves” everything resulting in a 4WD that cant 4WD, But that’s ok because they are rarely taken off road anyway.

Colorado owners are usually your traditional bogan that got a job (commonly a tradie) so could get a car loan. Deeply ingrained with that Holden V Ford mentality and still tells everyone how fast that V6 commodore they used to own was.
Check out my new ute, I wanted a 4WD but got a Holden Colorado instead
by Toyota is better February 15, 2019
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Colorado

A place where the weather changes from freezing cold to heat stroke inducing in matter of days (not an exaggeration). Where your either a yuppie, snowboard bum, or non-english speaking. If it weren't for the great snowboarding and skiing, Colorado would collapse into itself due to all the boredom of all people existing on it.
"So wheres the ocean?"
"Um there is none... but we can go to Chatfield, a big pond with huge jagged rocks on the bottom and smelly green polluted water and call it the ocean."
by Evil Bella January 3, 2007
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colorado waterfall

Woah! Check out the Colorado waterfall on that guy!
by orjy July 15, 2007
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Chevy Colorado

A disgrace to Chevy. The 5 cylinders are pieces of crap. They have no ability in mud and are slow as Priuses and sound like them too.
Jake: "Help me get my Chevy Colorado out of this mudhole."

Nelsen: "Let is sink, it deserves that fate"
by Ian Chandler Smith June 21, 2011
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University of Colorado

Also known as Cunt University. Or the University of Cunts at Ballsack.

If you want to go to a place were the hot girls all drop out after freshman year, the nerdy girls are prude, the Yippies (yuppy hippies) are as far as the eye can see and the weed smells and tastes like the yippies ass crack then it is the perfect school for you.

So many party's that none of them are quality, unless a stoner guy smoking ganja out of his parents basement is cool to you.

Mascot is pathetic, buffalo's suck so bad they were killed and domesticated by barbaric Neanderthals with obsidian knives and arrows. Their skin was used to cover the floor's of TP's. Were any respectable Indian Chieftain spent his whole childhood hunting a ram so that he could come home victorious and a man, he proudly wore the rams fur as a symbol of his power for the rest of his life.

CSU's football team lost there game against CU but still ended up going to and Winning a bowl game and drafting two players into the NFL in 2009.

Cu's football team beat CSU but came in last in the Big 12, missed out on the bowl season, and drafted NO players to the NFL. But their football team did rape 3 freshman girls last year.
Friend: Im going to CU this year.
Me: Did you know the cu is a Vietnamese word meaning penis, and a portugese word meaning asshole?
Friend: No how did you know that?
Me: I go to a school were education matters, not money like the university of colorado.
Friend: Man, i want to go to CSU now, the girls are hotter anyway, and the men are....men.
by AlessandroF August 26, 2009
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sodium chloride

The product of a reaction between sodium and chlorine extremely vigorously. The product, sodium chloride, is highly toxic, and should not be consumed, as anything more that 1 part in 10 will kill you, on the spot.
Mmm, sodiumy
by chachacha February 12, 2004
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chloris

1. an extremely stupid being, often associated with a passion for cows and watermelons
2. someone who sings and dances randomly, ignoring the fact that she's embarrassing everyone around her, and completely oblivious about herself
UGH THAT LADY IS SUCH A CHLORIS. WHEN WILL SHE STOP SINGING ABOUT WATERMELONS.
by ChanseyOvalstone October 20, 2011
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