Elastic Cheeto

A cheeto that has been left in the toilet too long and has now become stretchy and slinky.

"I was taken a dump and discovered an elastic cheeto hiding amongst the shitbricks."

by Alex James Regina December 25, 2007

Cheetoing

Chee-to-ing
verb
1.
Taking a picture with a full unopened bag of cheetos with a stranger.
2.
Taking a picture with an associate with a bag of unopened jalepeno cheeder cheetos

Origin
late Middle English (also in the sense ‘creeper pic’)

Chester: Damn did that dude take a picture of you with a bag of cheetos?
Turner: Yeah, he didnt even offer me any.

Yesterday Samantha checked her phone and noticed someone had sent her a picture of Marcus cheetoing, with a text that simply read"i'm different yeah i'm different.

by Drinkyt February 13, 2014

Jezus Cheetos

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.

"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.

by _betamax_ June 15, 2018

Cheeto dusting

When a fat ginger sneaks by with a fart. Crop dusting but with gingers only.

Gearal the fat ginger Cheeto dusting the buffet table.

by 4$$5013 August 3, 2022

MY HOT CHEETOS

THE MOST ADDICTING THING TO EAT!

MY HOT CHEETOS DON'T TOUCH ........I BITE

by DONTTOUCHMYCHEETOS February 21, 2020

Cheeto

The one that got away.

Cheeto still secretly loves Jonelle

by Ellenojesposito November 23, 2021

Cheeto Dust Taco

When a woman has neglected her self-respect and personal hygiene to the point of masturbating after eating a bag of Cheetos, or any other cheese snack for that matter, without cleaning off her fingers. The result is a Cheeto Dust Taco.

Bro, I was going to go down on that girl from the bar, but when I pulled her panties down I found a Cheeto Dust Taco

by minitrampoline March 12, 2023