Cheesy Top

when you're with a girl at a Chucky Cheese and she gives you head while she's eating pizza

"I was on a date with this hot chick and she gave me Cheesy Top out of nowhere."

by XD_Humanoid February 8, 2021

Cheesy Breadstick

Having Sex with a Girl and she discharges her Grool and Yeast Infection on your Dick

Yo, dude. My Girl last night last night gave me a nasty Cheesy Breadstick

by Dragonslayer052 September 14, 2025

cheesy insweep

a cheesy insweep is a breastroke insweep description told by ron who loves justin bieber and it means that ur insweep sucks

“maddie you have such a cheesy insweep” -coach ron 2020

by sexyfiretruck September 24, 2021

Cheesy leak

When you didn't wash your bits after sex or masturbation and the sperm has dried up and made a disgusting smelling cheese.

Bro 1: Hey bro imma take a leak
Bro 2: Yeah sure bro

*1 min later*

Bro 1: ey bro it be looking like a cheesy leak down there!
Bro 2: that's disgusting bro go wash yourself!

by Bigdickdonaldduck August 2, 2018

Cheesy Flapjack

When two or more obese people get sexually aroused and have a hankering for cheese and have sex in a fountain of cheese, thus when walking by the fountain it appears to be cheesy flapjack.

The lovely obese couple looked like a "Cheesy Flapjack" inside the newly weds nacho cheese fountain.

by Lickskillet July 20, 2016

cheesy crust

Remnants on your fingers or penis after being inside of a particularly nasty vagina.

Mate: dude that chick looks hot as.
Me: Nah cunt she got cheesy crust, just stay away.

by TheThotOfYourDreams February 1, 2018

Cheesy Springer Special

A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.

“Did you hear Darren have Brie a cheesy springer special?”
“Yeah man, I heard she had to go the ER”

by Bussyboi69 March 26, 2021