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Carrot face

A person who has the worst possible dental hygien in the entire Galaxy. His/her teeth is out of place and there breaths smell like sulfuric acid any person who inhales there volatile will be immediately struck with nausea.
Hey looks that guy named Hayden watterson is a carrot face!!!
by Rich chigga October 18, 2017
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Carrot fucker

Someone how in the past has pretend to be gay/bi for an attempt to get more attention.
See that guy over there he is such a carrot fucker
by Bi Pride May 15, 2019
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carrot top

kageyama: hinata youre such a carrot top
hinata: who you calling carrot top?!
by Fred L ero September 30, 2020
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Steamed Carrot

Girls farts on guys P*nus while spooning
also known as the fork fart
"I just steamed your carrot, HAHAHA"
"Thats was a boiled steamed carrot"
by forklifter90 August 12, 2012
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Carrot Girl

A girl that fake tans herself so much she is orange, dyes her hair so blonde it looks white, wears tacky clothes and purses and ugly eye make up. She sleeps with every guy she can get and she "loves Jesus" even though she hasn't been to church a day in her life.
Nate: dang that girl is hot!
*girl turns around*
Nate: Ew no shes orange!
Bradley: Shes a carrot girl!
by 8r@d|3y&8r!++|\|@y July 28, 2011
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Carrot Twat

An often large patch of carrot colored pubic hair, often matted or untamed located in the vaginal context of ones body. This is highly frowned upon by all non-gingers--particularly men--and should be shaved and/or waxed immediately.
I'd rather gargle a vat of steaming hot diathermia then warm my dick in her unshaved carrot twat.
by Jen Gibbs July 20, 2008
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Chopping Carrot's

The sound made when two bodies smack together, usually during sexual intercourse. (especially anal.) This sound is similar to that of a carrot being chopped at a vigarous pace. Another way to make this sound is by striking ones open hand repeatedly with a fist.
Dave: You were really rough last night, you know chris?
Chris: i know, i was chopping carrot's ;)
Dave: sting's abit though.
by GrebbyRolf September 29, 2010
mugGet the Chopping Carrot'smug.

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