When your parents get divorced but then your Mom (or Dad) dates a Latino lover who's sexuality spills over into all bedrooms of the house. When you wake up he says "Shhh papi it's no gay, i teach"
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Get the emmanuel carlos mug.A crass, hispanic comedian. He has been called a racist, a spick,an unamerican, an insult to mexicans( or the "politically correct" hispanic), and has recieved death threats. But you know what...I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. Carlos Mencia is a funny comedian who recently got a show on Comedy Central calle "Mind of Mencia", showcasing his ability to be completely and brutally honest about the strange new world around him called america.
Did you see Mind of Mencia last night? It was funny!
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.
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Get the Carlos Mencia mug.Pooping in someone's mouth while they're asleep, then lighting the poop on fire so that it resembles a Cuban cigar.
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Peter: Hey guys, let's go watch My Little Pony.
John: My Little Pony??! Oh god you are such a Carlos The Fifth.
John: My Little Pony??! Oh god you are such a Carlos The Fifth.
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