Conor Callaghan

gigachad

Conor Callaghan is as hot as the earth’s inner core

by 薄荷朱古力菠蘿炒飯 November 21, 2023

John Callahan

One of the best teachers you would ever have at Staten Island Technical High School. Pray to the Lord Buddha Allah Christ that you get him for your Russian teacher. Just don't sleep or be late for his class because it means смерть (death)!

Bob: You in tech right? Who do you have for Russian?
Jimmy: John Callahan
Bob: Lucky Bastard

by THEBESTMONKEYEATERALIVE251 November 28, 2023

Steven Callas

CA, USA. • Military • Greek
Don’t be his friend.
Don’t date him.
Don’t marry him.
His family warns the new partner.
Covering his infidelity.
Avoidant Attachment Style.
When he leaves the new partner.
His family will slander your name.
To avoid his accountability.
Breaking the Honor Code of the academy.
Save your time.
Save your heart.

“You deserve better.” - Steven Callas
“I don’t deserve you.” - Steven
“We grew apart over time.” - Steven
“The other girl couldn’t handle the long distance.” - His sister
“All relationships go to the wayside.” - His sister

by OfficialKarma December 8, 2023

emily calladine

a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)

person 1: have you ever sucked a brown starfish?

person 2: no?

person 1: try emily calladines

by mickeydickens March 17, 2025

Dirty Callaghan

When you beat the shit out of the nearest lobster shack with a half filled frozen shit balloon.

I heard John hit that local orphanage with a Dirty Callaghan

by terramungamine March 20, 2025

Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Dirty Callaghan

dipping your toes in nacho cheese after reading about the will incident on the 14th of february, then riding a midget sized gnome with a flared base, but the base snaps off and you get dipped into hot sauce.

harry really pulled a dirty callaghan last night

by terramungamine March 25, 2025