cake badger

A person with abnormally large front teeth that occasionally enjoys chewing asshole.

"Did you see how Kim was walking? Kanye must be the ultimate Cake Badger"

by ARCWhite May 8, 2014

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Bitch Cakes

crazy; bitchy; to become annoyed

Originated in Season 2 of News Radio. Quote:

Beth: If my boyfriend acted like that, I would go absolutely bitch cakes.
Lisa: Bitch cakes?
Beth: I just made that up. Think it's gonna catch on?

It hasn't.

by Jakob Harvey April 25, 2006

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beat cakes

When a man rigorously pounds the vagina area.

So you went out with Molly last night? Did you beat cakes?

The cougar needed a good cake beating.

by Jerry Fuctentoast February 12, 2010

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cake me

give me a piece of cake or put cake over all over my face

John holding an empty plate: "Jen, cake me!"
Jen rubs a piece of cake all over John's face.
John: "Arghhh, that's not what I meant Jen!"

by Lotto Noodle Corp. November 8, 2013

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Neil Cakes

Giant chocolate rice crispy cakes to commemorate the amazing height of Neil.

Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.

Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.

Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.

Flobbers: Whoooaaa!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009

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