by TheMightyWee April 25, 2025
Get the Kanye cough mug.Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
by anonymous November 29, 2023
Get the cough about nothing mug.Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
by SmoggyLeaf November 29, 2023
Get the cough about nothing mug.A cough you get due to the climate, especially climate change, and drastic changes in weather and temperature.
I can't seem to shake this damn climate cough. UGH!
I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.
My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.
I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.
My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.
by LingDanc803 December 2, 2023
Get the climate cough mug.Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.
by lukas1337 December 5, 2023
Get the Coughing Facts mug.Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."
Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.
#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads
Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."
Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.
#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads
Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
by © September 7, 2023
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