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Sperm Cocktail

An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.

Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.

Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.

More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.
Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.

Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.

Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.

Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.
by Cock-sure Fellow January 3, 2025
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Math Discoverer's Cocktail

A Math Discoverer's Cocktail is something to help you learn math.

Kratom 1g to 6g. Helps with bitter taste and learning math.

Modafinil 200mg.

Armodafinil 150mg.

Nicotine lozenges 2mg to 4mg.

Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.

Strattera.

2-FMA 15mg to 45mg
3-FMA 15mg to 45mg.
4F-MPH 15mg to 75mg.

Prolintane 15mg to 40mg.
Ethylphenidate 45mg to 200mg+.

Cotinine 2mg to 20mg.

Phenylpiracetam 100mg.
Tony: I tried the Math Discoverer's Cocktail (pills and herbs) and became a math and science expert.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 11, 2025
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hando cocktail

when a friend named hando gives another friend a drink he stirred with his penis
johny drank the hando cocktail
by handito November 12, 2009
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slave cocktail

A drink for a slave (BDSM)

Ingredients

Dirty sweaty socks
Piss
Leave the socks soaking in the piss for a minimum of 1 hour then pore the liquid into a glass and serve

You can also add extra for taste

Spit
Spunk
"Did you see how fast the slave drunk that slave cocktail"
by Anarchy91 November 28, 2020
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Triple fluid cocktail

When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.
Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.
by Dezmuz May 24, 2016
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COCKTAIL BRO

A cocktail influencer on social media who passes off other people’s recipes as their own and thinks they have cringey amounts of sex appeal when in fact they come across as a douche.
Look at the guys insta he’s definitely a cocktail bro
by @Coventrycocktails June 6, 2024
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california cocktail

It's a mixed drink containing bleach and roofies, developed for whiny and annoying Californians.
I went the the bar last night and some fatty wouldn't leave me alone so I bought her a California cocktail.
by Insaneiare February 25, 2017
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