fire chain

A girl who is so physically unattractive, usually with respect to her face, it looks like someone lit her face on fire an put it out with a chain.

Damn! That girl is a wicked fire chain.

by Zac S July 25, 2008

Chair Bomb

To excrete an enormous amount of flatuance into the office chair you are sitting on while working. Then let permiate into the fabric and cushion of the chair. When an unexpecting co-worker walks by your cubical you let them pass by and then call them.
When they turn around and walk towards where you are sitting, you slowly get up and gently push the chair over to them and marvel at the disgust on their face.

Do da do, Ahhhhh... "Hey Harry, check this out for a second" (office chair is pushed gently towards Harry as he is walking towards you) (Harry's reply) "NO Dude! Your not right man that fuckin disgusting!" HAHAHAHA that must be your first chair bomb.

by blake dremmel August 8, 2007

Alice in Chains

1. See heroin.

2. A BDSM sexual fantasy.

1. 'Used to be curious/now the shit's sustenance.'Alice in Chains, 'Hate To Feel'.

2. 'If I knew any hot girls called Alice, I'd so do that.'

by DarkDecapodian January 16, 2009

deck chairs

Aimlessly and hopelessly attempting to achieve a goal that is already lost.

Derives meaning from the phrase, "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."

"Mike is clearly going to fail his Criminal Law final. His studying is nothing but deck chairs."

by TBLBHK May 13, 2006

Chain Chewer

Immediately after spitting out old, flavorless gum, the person pulls out a new piece of gum and starts chewing it.

Yeah, Ashley is unfortunatly a chain chewer. She's up to a pack of orbit a day now.

by doublebrah March 5, 2010

Dick Chaining

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.

"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"

by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009

Velcro Chair

The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.

Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.

by B. Hanback February 24, 2009