celebratory dick beating

The act of jerking off after momentous endeavor

"I just finished cleaning the house, now for a celebratory dick beating"

by sexy_ranga June 5, 2014

celebratory baby

A baby that is conceived after a celebration for a major event.

The Chicago Cubs won the World Series after waiting 100 years, the fans in turn celebrated and many fans conceived a celebratory baby.

by The Real Twitch December 18, 2018

celebribaby

celebribabies- babies of celebrities too young to know what going on

did you see that celebribaby? drooling all over the place

celebribabies are adorable until the dont age well

by musrakka November 23, 2020

very celebrated

To consume a large amount of alcohol in the effort to celebrate.

She was at the bar last night getting very celebrated.

by LocoPingvin August 7, 2007

self celebrate

to "celebrate" by yourself. masterbate. a method of safe sex and celebacy

How many of you self celebrated on Love Day? Sometimes I don't have the time, so I self celebrate.

by jmscisco March 1, 2009

Revenge Celebrating

Pent up demand of celebrations unleashed after the delays from Covid. Often a birthday party or Baby shower that is happening well after the actual date of the occurrence.

I accidentally brought diapers to my friend's 30th birthday party as a gift, I guess I lost track of which party I was going to in the midst of Revenge Celebrating.

by riceman_covid January 25, 2023

I don't celebrate genocide

An unforgettable direct response to "Merry Christmas" that lets people know you don't celebrate the genocide committed by Christianity by appropriating the Pagan holiday Yule leaving inconsiderate Catholics/Christians defeated, encourages them to stop forcing their religious beliefs on the people who have been negatively impacted by them, reminds them of what their religion is really about, and to learn to respect other people's beliefs and lack of beliefs if they want respect back.

"Merry Christm.."
I don't celebrate genocide!

by idon'tcelebrategenocide December 17, 2022