Caleb

An extreme feat of marksman ship, usually in the occurrence of a confirmed rifle kill of 1000+ yards away...with no scope/iron sights.

-"Oh my god, you just Caleb'd the FUCK out of that deer."

-"My god son, you are a true Caleb. Ever heard of 1st Recon?"

by Slawballer June 14, 2011

lay a cable

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

caleb

Caleb is a boy that is sweet and so kind. At the first glance you will think that he is a snobby boy who likes to rub in your face that he is better in school. Once you get to know him he is a great friend, but don't depend fully on him for he will let you down. Caleb is so blind when it comes to liking him, he will look at the menu, but never order you. In other words he will look for other girls to date, but will never consider you. Once he realizes that you like him its too late and its over. He will try to make it seam that he had a tough decision between you and something else, most times he will chose the other option. Caleb is a heart breaker, not by his mussels but by his personality. He is not someone known for being strong, but is cute with a dimple in one or both cheeks. Shy and bashful at first but a good sole on the inside. He will chose what he thinks is right even if he knows it may hurt you a lot.
If you find a Caleb, becomes friends. Just remember try not to fall in love for he will just break your heart. Boys will envy how close you are drawn to him, even if they are so much better than him.

Doesn't he just look like a Caleb?
My best friend is a Caleb.
Everyone needs a friend like Caleb.

by Lady France December 5, 2016

cable

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it

I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa

by John Doe January 21, 2004

Caleb Gregory.

Caleb Gregory is one of those guys you don't just find everyday. He's different.. A good different.. He's easy to fall for, so you should probably watch your step. He's the funniest person you'll ever meet. He makes you smile, nonstop. He's adorable. He's amazing; and he'll disagree, but he's perfect. People will try to take him.. So if you find him, hold on tight. You'll be VERY lucky if you find one.. I have one; and I could NEVER love my life more.. <3

If he's perfect, he's DEFINITELY Caleb Gregory.

by You'll Never Know. (; September 23, 2011

curtain caller

a condition when the lips of a vagina or labia are so large and loose, that they look as if a performer has just closed the velevet curtains on a classical performance stage after doing a "curtain call."

Jenna Jameson or any other worn out pornstar would most likely have a curtain caller. So give them a round of applause, they've earned it.

by Michael Thomas William Davis November 6, 2007

Next Caller

When you don’t want to talk to someone so your talking to someone else/next person ‘caller’

I don’t like talking to you NEXT CALLER

by Tithandlejack May 11, 2020