doctor bullshit

A name given to a certain person, who frequently calls oneself
normally with annoying or pointless reason ending in a lie
also affiliated with the surname reid

callllllllling doctor bullshit ( phone ringing )

by shimmy 100 January 30, 2009

Madden Bullshit

When playin madden 08 against your friend (or asshole enemy), and you use the Cowboys (the greatest team ever, america's team and get beat by the shitty loser-ass Lions on the last play of the game cause you were nice and called a timeout for that son of a bitch cause he was all out.

Me: Thats some fucking Madden Bullshit they fucked me!

Asshole friend: Ha Ha I was the shitty loser ass faggit Lions and I beat You.

Me: I'll fucking shit in your mouth cockboy. Your lucky I did't quit.

by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008

bullshit sickness

A typically Australian term, used to describe something of the most awesome degree.

Man! That car is the bullshit sickness!

That movie last night was the bullshit sickness!

by Steven I July 4, 2006

Fragglenaggle Bullshit

The aftermath of someone getting you all kinds of fucked up.

Travis: Bitch took me to court for some alimony on one of her flock. Bitch, please.

Darius: Damn, dude. That's some fragglenaggle bullshit.

by Tturner2099 December 23, 2014

Token Bullshit

The few slight alterations to every story that make it more interesting and/ or relevant to a conversation.

Man 1: "Man that story about Bill's night on the town with that hot chick was AMAZING."

Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."

by Johnathan S. Aldura October 17, 2009

Bullshit Buildup

A term relating to the accumulation of bullshit in a relationship, causing an individual to reconsider his or her current situation, ultimetly leading to a break up. Includes all sorts of bullshit: lying, cheating, lack of sex, ignorance, etc.

David: Hey Jimmy, why did you break up with Rachel?

Jimmy: It was bullshit buildup! I couldn't take it anymore...

David: Sucks man, better luck with the next girl.

by luckyonehere October 31, 2012

bullshit vaccine

An imaginary vaccine that inoculates an individual from succumbing to derisive conspiracy theories, propagating political disinformation and ascribing to novel, ineffective COVID treatments that do more harm than good.

Hey, did you hear that urine therapy, oleandrin, hydroxy chloroquine, ivermectin and demon sperm can KILL COVID and ALL variants?
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.

by YAWA January 26, 2022