bodger

A person who lives in a mobile hut in the woods, cuts down trees then turns them into chair legs using string lathes. Originates from South Bucks where bodgers used to supply High Wycombe with wood for the furniture industry.

"Me dad's grandad was a bodger in Hellbottom Wood back in the day."

by The ghost of Lawrie Sanchez December 29, 2005

Vagina Badger

Someone that who has easy access to vagina.

Eric Sundell you really are quite the vagina badger!

by Esundell June 9, 2009

Badger

Simple meaning bad banter

Ellie: *tells dead joke/anti-climactic story that lasts at least half an hour*
Everyone else: Bloody hell that was some serious badger Ellie

by Banton!x September 17, 2017

gash badger

A person, or persons (usually male) who bother (usually with crude suggestions or general vulgarities) gash.

Man: Can I have a go with your gash?
Woman: No
Man: Oh go on...?
Woman: Stop annoying me you vile, perverted gash badger.

by Si Phillis August 7, 2006

Badger Leap

The act of leaping over 4 full rows of seats in a van to grab a bare breast while driving down the freeway!

Teal performed a flawless badger leap while in Fairbanks!

by JDash January 22, 2009

vadge badgers

1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.

"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

by HQ Tenenbaum Associates October 4, 2005

douche badge

Any visible accessory (t-shirt, tat, jewelry, bumper sticker, etc) that would clearly indicate that a guy is a douche bag.

girl1: "I can't believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day."

girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."

by protien0g March 31, 2009