braeden lemasters hands

i want them in me

i want braeden lemasters hands in me

by braeden lemasters eat me March 16, 2022

no bape

A compliment towards anyone who has done something cool or good. Referring to not having a small penis.

Dang fool you just scored 30 points, that's no bape.

by cperk15 March 2, 2010

Mayonaise bracelet

The cum on a girls hand after performing a handjob. similar to a (pearl necklace) after performing felatio

Wow that girl earned that mayonaise bracelet, now she can wear it with pride!

by Hyruki December 2, 2009

Ghetto Bracelet

A bracelet in which a homie gives to his/her fellow homie. Like a friendship bracelet. A ghetto bracelet is put together with any materials you can find laying around.

LT: OMG gurl i'm going to make you a ghetto bracelet for your birthday!
MT: I can't wait to find out what it's made out of!

by The1&Only October 18, 2012

tortilla braces

when biting into a burrito or wrap, and tortilla shell completely sticks and covers your teeth in a brace-ish manner

"One bite in and I already have tortilla braces!" I exclaimed angrily while picking tortilla off my teeth.

We went out to Qdoba which was a huge mistake because when she smiled, she had tortilla braces. Gross!

by Schanedawg November 5, 2013

Thee Braden Mount

Thee Braden Mount: You mount a female in a position where your knee caps are aligned and flush with a females ears and you insert your penis into her mouth. Whilst doing so, you take your "Strong Hand" (the hand that can take on fatigue the most) and "Finger Bang" thee shit out of her til the sun comes up or the cows come home, whatever comes first. (DISCLAIMER: Please have groomed, clean and manicured hands. The last thing you wanna do is scratch up the vaginal walls of your opponent, because that will be the last time you will interact with her in anyway, trust me. Also, please trim the hairs surrounding the male reproductive organs, for the love of god, why would you wanna lay the toupee you've been growing on your "Taint", on to her chin?)

Girl, honestly, all I wanna do is Thee Braden Mount on you.

by Maddy Duke February 13, 2014

Rusty Bracelet

The dried, crusty mixture of blood, semen and vaginal fluids found on the base of the penis and/or wrist after having sexual intercourse with a woman during her period.

Becky was riding the cotton pony, not even getting a Rusty Bracelet will stop me from hitting it.

by V8HAHA January 14, 2016