booger stalker

someone who notices your boogers before u even feel them crusting up. they often feel it necessary to let you know about your self and the hefty booger that you have hanging out.
did you see the booger hanging out of that bitches nose. wow you think she could have felt that hefty fucker just dangling.

amber is such a booger stalker she told me about this booger she spotted in sheri's nose the other day
by Tommygunz45k May 03, 2007
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Pussy Booger

A build of semen and other materials of coming from one's vagina
Friend 1- Dude I was so close to nailing this hot girl last night ,but she had pussy boogers, so I tapped out.
Friend 1- good move man.
by Catassassin October 14, 2015
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Ass booger

Someone with aspergers syndrome who uses their diagnosis to take advantage of situations and people. All around fuck boy who thinks he does no wrong in his eyes but no one can stand. Whine about the stupidest little thing and defend their least important trait to the death only because they are confused about life. They can be munipulated very easily for entertainment puposes because thats the only way one can toletate them. They mooch off their mom for everything from their house payment to their iphone and internet. But claim they have money saved. Will even use their mom's credit card to buy someone's groceries in exchange for things they shouldn't be buying. Some people also call them Sizemore's or Liesmore's. Avoid these assboogers at all costs.
Sizemore is such an ass booger! He needs to clean up his act and quit acting like an ass booger 24/7.
by giggies063 February 14, 2017
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booger head

some one who can use boogers as lube + tgey like to punch there own dick and are capible of sucking it toand if they dont feel like doing it them self january knols can for them
by halo2 April 05, 2005
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booger eater

Dave so loved the white stuff that it turned him into a booger eater.
by tom nicholson October 15, 2003
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boogered up

i was boogered up last night!
by seahawksrock567 December 29, 2009
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Ass booger

A crap/shit/fecies/poop.
Man, I've got an ass booger that's been waiting to get out since 9 AM, I don't think I can clench it in anymore.
by Sir Kinky Doodle April 26, 2010
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