border job

when a classy mexican hooker takes a shower with you then procedes to give you a blowJ whilst you wear a rubber.

"Wow I really want to get a border job while we're down here in Acapulco!"

by twizm12 January 16, 2008

Bodger-Head

Adj.

1. A person who has an unusual amount of arrogance that can never be subsided with real facts.
2. A person in denial of the truth.

After having showed my bodger-headed friend that automatic transmissions use flex plates he still denies the existence of a flex plate because he "knows" better.

by Kagel December 30, 2007

bordergard

a serious newb! bordergard is such a newb!

Did he do that? He must be a bordergard

by Jeff Vander April 3, 2008

Border Smileys

When someone writes a message or status that is surrounded by smiley faces.

:) I fucking love you :)

Dude, border smileys.

by AnonymousFighter January 8, 2011

borderline disgusting

someone or something being so close to disgusting it makes you and everyone around you gag, but not being so disgusting that it actually makes you throw up in your mouth

kyle almost makes me vomit, he's borderline disgusting!

by HOLLLLA January 25, 2011

Border lizzard

Primarily referring to a Mexican illegal but can be any Central and South American. Offensive, early slang. Originally derived from Tijuana, San Diego area in the 1950's to describe vagrant Mexicans hanging around border crossings and any entering America illegally.

Another border lizzard over there.

by Carlo D March 4, 2011

border boatload

when a car full of illeagles crosses the border illeaglly.

that van was riding so low it obviously was yet another border boatload.

by tellitizaman May 22, 2011