Boredian slip

An error in speech, memory or physical action which occurs due to major boredom.

Boredian slip is; Mis-saying, Mis-hearing, Mis-understanding, temporary forgetting, Mis-placing objects, slip of the Tongue, general bizarreness.

Colleague 1. Do you like breast?
Colleague 2. Uh?
Colleague 1. I like breast and thigh, how about you?
Colleague 2. (awkward silence)
Colleague 1. You don't have to eat it!
Colleague 2. Errrrr!
Colleague 1. Just you said you liked chicken, I picked some up for dinner.
Colleague 2. OH chicken yes, I like chicken

by Deadanna dyer February 8, 2012

Bored

When there is nothing to do so you decide to play barbies for hours and hours!!!

We were soo bored we had to find something to do!!

by LALALAGIRL November 5, 2012

Boreasaurus

A boring dinosaur. Can be used to call someone out when they're being boring.

Leah: I wanna get drunk tonight!
Carla: I don't, I wanna get an early night
Leah: C'mon! Don't be such a boreasaurus!

by leahjane93 October 3, 2012

Bored

You. Yep, your bored right now so there is no point checking it up on the Urban Dictionary! I just wonder why someone is on the computer if they know there's absolutely nothing they can do!

And don't moan that I didn't give the actual definition, because 1) If someone really wanted to find the meaning of that they'd check it up in a FORMAL dictionary, and 2) That's not the real reason you looked it up.

James: Hey, Im bored.
Tim: Nice story bro.

by xlRAZ3lx October 25, 2012

Boredicide

That feeling you get, usually whilst in conversation, that leaves you torn between boredom and wanting to kill someone.

I knew the date wasn't going to end well when her incessant talking started leading me to the brink of boredicide.

by FnClassy January 10, 2014

boredomism

1.When you get to a stage in your life where nothing fascinates you. 2.A disease of being bored.

'I'm going through the boredomism stage at the moment.' or
'Doctor what's the diagnosis?'
'I'm afraid you have boredomism.'

by hahahahaha haha ha...no April 15, 2015

bored

is what i am right now

i have a shitty english assignment do

girl-hey im bored
boy-same
(both start making out)

by a guy in purgatory June 22, 2019