by creamybarber July 12, 2018
That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.
by Mexican Blumpkin August 20, 2022
When your girl is giving you head on the toilet, then when you are about to nut. You stand up and bend her over while nutting in or on her asshole. Leaving it looking like a boston cream donut.
by MoonMan6969 October 30, 2019
by Msoeadmin February 02, 2016
by DJR632 April 19, 2020
A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.
Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
by evilleppy June 13, 2020
I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.
by Speedyblumpkins27 April 02, 2016