blind egyptian

Another name for a fried egg inside a hole in break
Aka: Eggs in a basket, frog in a hole, etc.

Friend 1: "Would you like a frog in a hole?"

Friend 2: "what's that"?"

Friend 1: "a fried egg in the center of bread."

Friend 2: "oh my family calls that a blind egyptian . I'd love one!"

by The Suspense November 13, 2017

Brother Blind

The inability to judge my bothers based on color.

I'm grow up in such diverse community I'm considered to be Brother Blind.

by VSPOT September 1, 2020

donkey blind

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.

Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind

by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018

Height Blindness

Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2

I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness

by CrustyBitch June 1, 2019

Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.

Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.

by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010

Blind Boi

A model Boi from MIRACULOUS LADYBUG is known as Blind Boi. His real name is Adrien. His other name is fool Boi, Mr. jUSt A FriEnD or Mr. BBB( Blonde Blind Boi). He is the owner of Black Cat miraculous A.K.A Cat Nerd .

Nino:What is Marinette to you?

Adrien: Marinette, She's just a friend.
Nino get TRIGGED

Nino: How many times do I have to tell you. your more blinder than Kagami's mom, Blind Boi.

Adrien:Hey!

by Clumsynette Agrest March 18, 2022

hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.

On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"

by pchops October 24, 2011