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Arse blaster

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.
Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.
by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024
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Cum blaster

Your girlfriend blowing you and you deposit your man milk in her mouth then she holds it in her cheeks comes close to your face then slaps her cheeks that are full of your hot sticky man better.
My old lady gave me a huge masive cum blaster I was wiping my face for a few days
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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The Brain Blaster

When you’re dressed as jimmy neutron while you fuck her and yell out “Brain blast!” when you finish
“I bet you want The Brain Blaster tonight
by JX10N June 30, 2025
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Mickey Blaster

A makeshift weapon made with pvc pipe filled with dead mice, moldy cheese and human feces.

Usually used for pranking nerds.
Nerd 1: “Ew it smells awful in here.”

Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”
by stripez56 July 2, 2025
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The Albanian Ass-Blaster

The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
"Dude, this German chick loves the Albanian Ass-Blaster, you should totally try it sometime."
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
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Blasters

Synonym for fingers used while pleasuring a woman.
You gonna fingerblast any ladies tonight?

I don’t have any plans to use the blasters but you never know what can pop up.
by Jpv25 September 18, 2025
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