basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.

Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"

by MooN333 September 13, 2011

Beasters

The worst known type of marijuana in the nation. This type of weed should never be smoked and should be frowned upon in modern society. NOBODY LIKES BEASTERS.

Yea i know its gross bro, fuck beasters.

by TGrizz November 3, 2010

blaster

A shot of Jaeger dropped in a half glass of Red Bull.
Synonym for Jaegerbomb.

Z ran his bartab up to 200 bones on Monday night by ordering 35 blasters.

by bstone October 1, 2005

beasters

A decent type of marijuana that comes in large nuggets; usually is dark green with bright red hairs. Contains no seeds. Usually smells like hay or pine. Also refered to as KB (Kind/Killa Bud) in some areas.

You got your shitty middies, your beasters, and your dank headies bruh...now rip dat roor.

by killa kam dipset April 6, 2007

bastermonkey

word which one says when their friend decides to hit them everytime they try to say bastard

HENRY STOP BEING a BASTERMONKEY!

by Sedcaintitty April 12, 2005

BASTERES

Female Bastard, one who was born before her parents wer married...Slutty parents.

Jesus is a Basteres

That libby is one cool girl...Basteres

by Tim.Fowles April 26, 2006

blasterfladderap

an exclamation of frustration used around children when you don't want to use the exclamation "oh,crap!"

Blasterfladderap! I burned the quiche!

by roger the fabricator February 9, 2004