Ben is the guy you want by your side in every situation. He is warm, strong but tender, loving, inspiring and an annoying CUNT!!!
But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
(dad) Have you got a friend called ben?
(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.
(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.
(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
by shlongmeister April 5, 2019
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Sbeve: Is that ben?
Cletus: Of course it is! Look, he has something up his ass!
Sbeve: Oh yea, gotta stay away from that guy.
Cletus: Of course it is! Look, he has something up his ass!
Sbeve: Oh yea, gotta stay away from that guy.
by fetusyeetusthedeletus April 9, 2019
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Don't be like BEN
by gaycdhi May 9, 2019
Get the Ben mug.Ben is a ugly person that has a average iq of 0 if you meet him you will wish you were dead he is annoying person will ruin your life. He try’s to be funny but he isn’t he thinks he’s cool but he actually is the most unpopular person in the school. He makes stupid choices he is a boy scout and people think he is lame because he is in boy scouts he try’s to be better than his friends but he’s not because he doesn’t have friends.
Look at that stupid Ben
by Idioticpersonovertherebtw May 13, 2019
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Ben is so sweet he is the best boyfriend
by 6dhs November 30, 2019
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