Baracknophobia

Its like arachnophobia but your afraid of barack obama

Guy 1: Hey dude what phobias do you have , Im afraid of spiders so I have arachnophobia

Guy 2 : I have baracknophobia

Guy 1 : What is that?

Guy 2 : Im afraid of barack obama

Guy 1 : So if i do this “shows picture of obama” woul-

Guy 2 : *intense screaming and trauma*

by baracknophobia November 2, 2020

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Barairellphobia

This is the fear of an Olympic barbell falling aimlessly out of the sky and hitting you, inevitably killing you.

Steven: Jim I need to tell you something
Jim: What is it?
Steven: I have Barairellphobia

by GymFreakOfNature November 9, 2020

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Baracknophobia

1. Unnatural, uncontrollable fear of Barack Obama
2. This fear may extend to any successful black man that is clearly more intelligent than you or any of your immediate family members (or anyone else in the trailer park)

The older woman in the red MAGA cap, "I'm with stupid" T-shirt and overstuffed XL jeans clearly suffered from a severe case of Baracknophobia, muttering over and over that Barack Obama's Harvard accomplishments were not up to her standards.

by Frederico the Falconeri October 18, 2020

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Baracknophobia

1. Unnatural, uncontrollable fear of Barack Obama
2. This fear may extend to any successful black man that is clearly more intelligent than you or any of your immediate family members (or anyone else in the trailer park)

The older woman in the red MAGA cap, "I'm with stupid" T-shirt and overstuffed XL jeans clearly suffered from a severe case of Baracknophobia, muttering over and over that Barack Obama's Harvard accomplishments were not up to her standards.

by Frederico the Falconeri October 18, 2020

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