Chimp Bandit

A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.

I swear I saw a monkey in his pocket, he is a chimp bandit.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

Flower Bandit

one who steals flowers in the cloak of the night, and uses them to create hand crafted goods to be sold at the local market under the noses of those the flowers came from.

Have you seen Flower Bandits new trays? I think those flowers came from my garden, I'm not mad at it though. I think I'm going to buy one in fact!

by Qwertyasdf12345 June 9, 2019

Pasta bandit

A martyr who was killed due to the thieving of pasta, more specifically macaroni.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.

by JerinDd February 19, 2020

Wank Bandit

The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.

This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.

Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”

by WalnutPaste April 20, 2020

Wheaton Bandit

Bank Robber that has robbed several banks, some more than once, around the Wheaton, Illinois area. He hasn't been caught, but a man approached him while he was believed to be casing his next robbery and since then has vanished. Police believe he may have a military or law enforcement background due to how he handles the handgun used in his robberies.

Man, my friend is like the Wheaton Bandit. He used to steal stuff all the time and never got caught.

by BB555 December 30, 2012

Alphabet Bandit

A member of the LGBTQIA movement.

Fred went to the LGBTQIA march. Those alphabet bandits have taken 27% of the alphabet as their own.

by Tony Button November 25, 2019

The Red Bandit

A RLSH located in Huntington, Indiana. He wears a red bandana and fights crime, he fights for justice and what is right.

Did you see The Red Bandit defeat that villain?

by The Infamous Trickster of Now December 31, 2021