hashbrown bandit 

one who eats the others hashbrowns and didnt share.

morgan was a hashbrown bandit and jewed me on my breakfast.

hashbrown bandit by KC DIRT May 29, 2009

Net bandit 

A person who is too cheap to get internet service of their own so they go to Krystals, Starbucks, Barnes and Noble, etc. just for the free Net. Such as me :)

Tightwad Tim is such a net bandit. He would rather drive to town for free internet than have it at home!

Net bandit by Tightwad Tim February 16, 2010

Barbou Bandit 

A person who has an obsession with monster stickers or obsessed with their truck, that is home made, with fog lights or is dented

Phil must be a barbou bandit because of his enormous fog lights on his truck that is covered in monster stickers.

Barbou Bandit by beatlabrecords March 7, 2010

Fadge Bandit 

A gent who wears a cum-stained eye-mask when attending a masquerade ball.

James: 'Why, that chap over there is a right fadge bandit'.

Steve: 'By jove you're right, I can see the semen trickling into his eye.'

James: 'Disgusting.'

Fadge Bandit by Jimmy-Manuel November 28, 2010

Duggie Bandit 

1st: He ties people up and makes them watch him duggie.

Stefan Height is such a duggie bandit.

Duggie Bandit by Davester0421 January 17, 2011

Poon Bandit 

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.

Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"

Poon Bandit by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011

Soda bandit

When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.

Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.

Soda bandit by Phoofs March 17, 2016