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dirt balling 

When a man ejaculates inside his sexual partner's anus, and then sucks out his ejaculate along with any lingering feces. He then proceeds to make out with his partner, passing the semen and feces into aforementioned partner's mouth.
John: "How was your first date with Steve?"
Morgan: "It was totally awesome. We went out for Thai, and then he introduced me to dirt balling. I've never tasted shit before."

Ballon D’Or Mentality 

Elite way of thinking that leads to dominating the opponent.
Adrian: Bro I went on an absolute bender last night and I lost my soul! But I aced the exam the next day!

Gabe: Brooo you have the Ballon D’Or mentality!

newton balling 

When three or more willing homosexuals are having simultaneous anal intercourse(like so - >>>). The furthermost partys testicles swing away gaining momentum, swings back and hits the middle partys testicles, but due to the fact that the middle partys testicles are still in contact with the foremost partys testicles, it does not move but releases the energy into the foremost parties testicles swinging them forward, thus giving the "newtons cradle" effect.
Keith: Hey, have you seen that video online? its got the record for the most downloads in a single hour.
George: Nah what is it?
Keith: Its a video of Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, Tom Cruise and Vin Diesel Newton Balling
George:WHAT THE F$#K!!
newton balling by testy365 July 2, 2009

Brown Balling 

The act of farting whilst staring in anothers eyes.

Extreme brown balling may be achieved through getting close to someones face and staring at them until they awake. Then letting rip.
Man 1: She pissed me off, how can I get her back?
Man 2: Brown balling her. Its the only way!

career balling 

When you achieve the best you will ever do, the peak

ie. in a basketball game, or other sports
Person 1: Damn bro, he's swished 10 three pointers in a row!
Person 2: He's career balling!
career balling by theman034 June 12, 2018

Jason Ballins

This is what you call a true alpha male. One who is in their peak with no signs of slowing down. One who is known to draw envy from little dick energy individuals. The Lebron James of social graces.
"you see the guy over their banging all the hot dudes? Total Jason Ballins move."
Jason Ballins by JasonBallins January 24, 2019