where do babies come from

The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.

Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.

Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 14, 2008

Babelfishing

'Babelfishing' or 'to Babelfish.'

It's something that people on the web (usually with a big mouth and a fake attitude) do when they want to look smart.

When something is said in a different language, they translate it with Altavista Babelfish and pretend to be smart and come with the translation like... Five minutes later.

Pissed off person: OMG this makes me so angry, I'll just say this in french.. VOTRE MÈRE EST UNE PUTAIN!

<5 minutes later>

Annoying and pretend to be smart person (pretended to be away that five minutes): My mother is no whore! Yours is!

Pissed off person: You STUPID n00b you're just Babelfishing!!

by Martììììììììn March 14, 2007

babber

Not the above, certainly. A term of endearment, yes. Anything else, no. In the West 'Babber' means baby, obviously, but generally means 'mukker'; it is more general - 'right enough, west boy', would be an equivalent that nobody says. Or you could say 'Babber'.

'My word, your accent is from the West'

'Rather, me babber, tell any one else and I'll smash your teeth into your head'.

by charleswentworth August 3, 2013

Babenco

Roxana Babenco :
S.o futut cu 6 si bajetii au pus videoul cu ea pe net pana l.a vazut si mamica ei ...

- Cati oameni incap intr-un matiz ?

5.

- Cati oameni incap in Roxana Babenco ?

6.

by Tata la bani December 26, 2013

Babe Ruth

A Rohrer 714 (Quaalude). They were called a Babe Ruth because he hit 714 home runs.

I dropped a Babe Ruth.

by Matthew Wynn October 9, 2006

go babies

to engage a thing or event enthusiastically and without reservation.

A: "Is it alright if I use up the rest of the milk?"
B: "Sure. Go babies!"

by wordsmithery October 8, 2009

babe lincoln

A picture or drawing of an attractive woman in your history book, usually from before the 1900's.

Bill: Dude turn to page 69 in your American history book!!
Jim: DAMN SON!!! Sakajoewea was such a Babe Lincoln!!

by Kid Ice May 1, 2008