brazilian pencil

when you grab monkey shit off the ground, and use it to draw.

I grabbed my Brazilian Pencil.

by Marshal Caspian October 18, 2022

Brazilian Yankee Doddle

When a Girl Saves a year supplies of used tampons lights them on fire and throws them outside at people.

Dave: “Did you hear what Jessica did last night?”
Tony: “No what happened?”
Dave: “She lit all her tampons on fire and threw them outside! Her first Brazilian Yankee Doddle!”

by XXXTENMAURYEL November 16, 2021

Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie

person you meet pretty regularly to do Brazilian Butt Lifts togheter👭 aka your soulmate at this point

A:"Have you planned something for tomorrow?"
B: "Yes Queen B👸! I'm gonna BBL with my Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie"

by BBL QUEEN November 16, 2021

Brazilian year

Basically, it's billions of human years, but since nothing happens in Brazil (expect murders) it takes more than 1 human year to complete a year in brazil.

Joe: "1 Brazilian year here is approximately 998,297,665 human years.."
Steve:"bro whaaaaaat"
Joe: "but do you know who I am?"

by I <3 myself March 26, 2022

Brazilian Cocktail

In a mixture of a small saucepan, contains cooked monkey feet and chunky poop with urine being the main ingredient. Alcohol may be a substitute for the urine. Most common served in a martini glass or straight from the pot.

Bartender: "Hey what can I get ya?"
Curious Tourist: *reads menu* "Yeah, may I please get the Brazilian Cocktail?"
*everyone stares while having their daily conversations*
Bartender: *goes quiet* "...with pleasure!" *in Portuguese* "ME RECEBA O ESPECIAL!"

by toboUD October 1, 2021

brazilian tie

The act of cutting someones dick of and forcefully plugging it into their mouth.

Jack: Ayo, shut the fuck up before I give you the brazilian tie
Lukas: Oh no please dont!

by Germanpunk September 12, 2021

brazilian kegger

A fucking wild time. Engineers around Brazil come together to fucking rage.

I tried to design the Embraer autopilot but I went to this Brazilian Kegger and said fuck it’s good enough.

Do you remember that Brazilian Kegger? Fuck no I was so gone I don’t even remember getting invited!

by Captkoolbrazilian September 13, 2021