A makeshift weapon made with pvc pipe filled with dead mice, moldy cheese and human feces.
Usually used for pranking nerds.
Usually used for pranking nerds.
Nerd 1: “Ew it smells awful in here.”
Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”
Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”
by stripez56 July 2, 2025
Get the Mickey Blaster mug.The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
by HumbleContributor July 7, 2025
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I don’t have any plans to use the blasters but you never know what can pop up.
I don’t have any plans to use the blasters but you never know what can pop up.
by Jpv25 September 18, 2025
Get the Blasters mug.This club has the most electric and passionate fans (mainly stinky Indians) who would die for their shit club. They play in yellow, like a fucking bee. This club has not won shit and is referred to by any conscious football fans by the kerala bottlers. Their best player is called Luna, however this guy is no better than the average Indian tech support. He will do fuck all every single game but will still achieve fans player of the match on onefootball. This team is the sort of team to stop you watching a football game due to their poor quality performances.
Harry: Who’s playing in the isl today? I bet it’s gonna be a good game…
Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.
Rupert: I might 🤓
Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.
Rupert: I might 🤓
by Kimmyhead6969 January 30, 2025
Get the kerala blasters mug.Boba Blaster, when the male takes a straw and puts it in a females vagina during intercourse and spits down the straw.
by therealdeus February 22, 2025
Get the Boba Blaster mug.A drink from China Il. Created by Brad Neely.
Literally defined by himself on Reddit as:
"First, you get a 2 liter of any lime flavored, green bottle, shit house soft drink drink. Then you pour out 2/3 of it. just in the sink or on the dirt. THEN you pour in Vodka. Or Whiskey, depending of you want your night to be fast or slow. then you walk around in the neighborhood with friends, sharing, watching fireworks and shitting in bushes."
Literally defined by himself on Reddit as:
"First, you get a 2 liter of any lime flavored, green bottle, shit house soft drink drink. Then you pour out 2/3 of it. just in the sink or on the dirt. THEN you pour in Vodka. Or Whiskey, depending of you want your night to be fast or slow. then you walk around in the neighborhood with friends, sharing, watching fireworks and shitting in bushes."
"I'm feeling a bit down let's have ourselves a wildin' night." -dude A
"Yo I got the ghetto blaster (s) on lock" -dude b
"Slap me some 4 my Irishman." -dude c
"Yo I got the ghetto blaster (s) on lock" -dude b
"Slap me some 4 my Irishman." -dude c
by Snaze4Daze February 22, 2025
Get the Ghetto blaster mug.A word meaning the same as a crack head, somebody that does drugs excessively like cocaine and meth.
by armflap3000 March 16, 2025
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