A black choker necklace identifies individuals who love to suck dicks and are probably professionals at it. Therefore they have a black belt (around the neck) in sucking dick
Dang she looks like she sucks a lot of dick. Look at that choker, it's like she has a black belt in sucking dick.
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The day after Thanksgiving, a shit ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open at around 4AM.
The nanosecond that the doors swing open, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children and endangering the lives of other humans and sprinting down the aisles looking for the TV section.
Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just tramples all over them, paying no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from the greedy little bastards that participate in this day.
If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item on the shelf will be gone.
And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want.
As soon as you reach for that flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square in the face and take it right from you. That's how ignorant and retarded the people of the world are these days.
And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.
The day after Thanksgiving, a shit ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open at around 4AM.
The nanosecond that the doors swing open, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children and endangering the lives of other humans and sprinting down the aisles looking for the TV section.
Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just tramples all over them, paying no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from the greedy little bastards that participate in this day.
If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item on the shelf will be gone.
And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want.
As soon as you reach for that flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square in the face and take it right from you. That's how ignorant and retarded the people of the world are these days.
And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.
Just shop online on Black Friday. You won't have to put up with any retards if you order from Amazon.
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The absolute best card ever printed for Magic: The Gathering.
This card is so good that people today buy it for prices of AT LEAST $1000.00
This card is so good that cards that were specifically made to do exactly 1/3 of what it does (Lotus Petal) and cards that were specifically made to be insanely crappy versions of it (Lion's Eye Diamond) got banned along with it because they were abused just as much.
This card is so good that people today buy it for prices of AT LEAST $1000.00
This card is so good that cards that were specifically made to do exactly 1/3 of what it does (Lotus Petal) and cards that were specifically made to be insanely crappy versions of it (Lion's Eye Diamond) got banned along with it because they were abused just as much.
If you have a Black Lotus, DO NOT SELL IT!!! Wait a few decades (make sure to keep it in mint condition) and then sell it when its average Ebay price is about $5000.00+
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Girl in bar: "Can you believe that Blackhawk Pilot just said "hello" to me!!!"
Fixed Wing Pilot: "Wow, look at that Blackhawk Pilot walking down the flight line!"
Apache Pilot: "Hey, look at this 100 page mission packet that Blackhawk pilot just handed me for this mission. All I need is the Commo and Way Point page."
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Apache Pilot: "Hey, look at this 100 page mission packet that Blackhawk pilot just handed me for this mission. All I need is the Commo and Way Point page."
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Check out their first three albums: "Behind the Front", "Bridging the Gap", and "Elephunk".
Check out their first three albums: "Behind the Front", "Bridging the Gap", and "Elephunk".
The Black Eyed Peas used to be very good, but now they make stuff like "My Humps" and "Boom Boom Pow".
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by KePe August 16, 2008
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Jisoo: oldest member, lead vocal, visual, chicken enthusiast, 4D Personality, water bottles, chichu, we stan her
Jennie: rap queennnnn, um LaZyYy? Hell nawww, first bp member, uhh hello? Jenlisa subunit..pls??, jendukie
Rosé: pasta, food, loves music, adorable, BABY PINK, one of THE BEST VOCALIST OF THIRD GEN, her vocal technique ain’t bad stfu, aussieee
Lisa: Thai, dance goddess, ‘ShE cAnT sINg’ wtf..?, her rap is fireeee, a living meme, 1/4 international playgirl, long legged Lisa, pokpak
Jisoo: oldest member, lead vocal, visual, chicken enthusiast, 4D Personality, water bottles, chichu, we stan her
Jennie: rap queennnnn, um LaZyYy? Hell nawww, first bp member, uhh hello? Jenlisa subunit..pls??, jendukie
Rosé: pasta, food, loves music, adorable, BABY PINK, one of THE BEST VOCALIST OF THIRD GEN, her vocal technique ain’t bad stfu, aussieee
Lisa: Thai, dance goddess, ‘ShE cAnT sINg’ wtf..?, her rap is fireeee, a living meme, 1/4 international playgirl, long legged Lisa, pokpak
Person 1: Which girl group came out with DDU DU DDU DU a while ago?
Person 2: I don’t know. Pretty sure it was Bts.
Person 3: WTF?! It’s Blackpink. Bts is a boy group smh...
Person 2: I don’t know. Pretty sure it was Bts.
Person 3: WTF?! It’s Blackpink. Bts is a boy group smh...
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