ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

Bestie fun sparkle time

The time of the day when you and your besties unleash your inner sparkle!

Omg! You guys had bestie fun sparkle time without me?

by Your mom goes to college - Pip September 1, 2022

Forever Besties

Better than best friends because best friends is concluded with end which means it isn’t guaranteed to last whereas this is something that is meant to be eternal. Your soul is tied with the other person and the connection with this person is like no other. It’s the beginning of forever. They can spend hours talking to or being with each other and never get bored. They always have a cool fun time together.

Jake V and Jade J are forever besties.

Jade was just so cool I decided to make her my forever bestie.

by Jade025 November 13, 2023

finns bestie

Finns bestie, someone who is funny sometimes rude and simps for david from camp camp (like me) and is very loyal to finn 🥰

Finn: hey are you my bestie?
Finns bestie aka Me: YES I AN HELLO

Finn: okay great! I'm finn and I like po-

by anonymous September 7, 2021

bestie westie pookie pop

Bestie westie Pookie pop is someone who is your best friend that you love dearly

Heyy Bestie westie pookie pop

by Redkillz.khamanii December 16, 2024

Bestie popper

A guy who has sexual relationships with the members of a girl friend group. The male equivalent for a homie hopper.

He’s a bestie popper, he slept with all of Sarah’s friends

by Za41n August 1, 2021

Gay Bestie

A white girls best friend who is extremely gay, requirments inlcude the following

Flaunty
Funny
Girl Talk
Dramatic, but not overly dramatic
Slay
Super supportive to where if they werent gay youd think they were hitting on you

Girl: hey

Gay Bestie: Heyyy

Girl: So theres this guy i like

Gay bestie: omgosh like who

Girl: its jake but idk if i should ask him out

Gay bestie: you should like totally do it, youre def pretty enough

Girl: aww tysm

Gay Bestie: ofc

Girl: also i LOVE youre shirt

Gay Bestie wearing a bright pink polo: aww thanks

by No biden August 8, 2023