When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.
Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 29, 2019
Inspired by the New York Giants and Brooklyn Dodgers relocating across the country in the 1950s, it’s a single sex session that takes two lovers from one corner of a house, apartment, or other dwelling to the opposite corner with no loss of penetration.
Tito and Rosa had tried every acrobatic position in the book, so last Saturday they challenged themselves to complete a game of California Baseball.
by Pod of Thunder February 20, 2024
The act of a male engaging in vigorous vaginal intercourse with a female while she is pregnant, specifically in the earlier months of her term when the fetus resembles a medium sized tomato or so does the head of it.
“Girl you wanna go watch a ball game with me?”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”
by Jakerthememebaker August 05, 2021
Often used to describe situations or outcomes that are unpredictable yet inevitable. It suggests that certain events, whether fortunate or unfortunate, are a natural part of life and should be accepted as such.
However, this phrase is rarely used to actually describe baseball. Can be used to introduce comedic relief when responding to otherwise bad news.
However, this phrase is rarely used to actually describe baseball. Can be used to introduce comedic relief when responding to otherwise bad news.
Paul - “Dude I got laid off from my job today so I went home early and walked in on my wife cheating on me.”
Tim - “Yeesh, that’s baseball for ya”
Tim - “Yeesh, that’s baseball for ya”
by astroducky December 23, 2023
When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.
by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025
by Cody5050 January 27, 2021
Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.
by weird sex scenarios December 03, 2019