baseball

A medicine show designed to sell incontinence drugs to old men.

This baseball telecast is brought to you by Viagra.

by purplebackpack89 April 28, 2021

Baseball

The only sport where unfit fat people can be pro and sometimes fun to watch. Most of the time a baseball game consists of hours of boredom standing in the field or sitting in the dugout eating sunflower seeds.

Hey did you see the new fat kid in the school made the baseball team

by BRUH_24 April 30, 2021

baseball

a rlly gay sport ngl

John: Oh dude you play baseball?
Alex: Yeah its super fun dude

by poop man 5000 May 30, 2021

Baseball

The rip-off sport of cricket

guy: hey lets play baseball!
girl: Cricket is better
girl: *leaves*

by e_crix04 October 23, 2019

Slap a baseball boy day

On October 25, it is the day to slapa baseball boy

Hey Baseball boy it’s slap a baseball boy day so here. *slaps*

by Stupid baseball boy October 24, 2019

Baseball

Baseball is a sport played by pussys that can’t play a real sport. In baseball you sit around in your little dug out Aka hiding place wait for your turn to hit a ball and while doing that eat random unhealthy snacks.

Baseball player: hey Jordan did you grab the PlayStation it’s gonna be awhile

Friend: yeah wanna play some Fortnite

by Weeertttyy November 1, 2019

Oklahoma City Baseball Bat

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.

Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.

by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025