I hit lefty, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.

At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

penis baseball

penis baseball is a game that only really gay kids like fernandez and broidleib would play where you hrow a tissue box at the "batter" who is actually using his cock as a bat

Nipple squeezing isnt the as gay as penis baseball

by joe lucisano December 10, 2004

street baseball

The street term for beating the shit outta somebody with a baseball bat. Although the goal is usually just serious injury, extreme cases can result in death. The final, death-dealing blow or a hit to the head is known as a "home run".

I just found out where that cat that fucked up my bro lives, you wanna go play a little street baseball tonite?

by Staff Sergeant August 20, 2006

I switch hit, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of telling someone you are not bisexual and have no desire to hook up with that person. Can be used by either gay or straight people. Especially true if you are a baseball switch-hitter.

Bi person: Wanna play some ball? Those homers you hit from both sides of the plate really turn me on!!
You: Sorry, but I switch hit, but only in baseball!

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

World Baseball Classic

A group of baseball players who played for "national pride" before the season started. It was to replace the Olympics, but it didn't get the audience and it = t3h sux.

I wanted to watch the World Baseball Classic, but I masturbated instead.

by CBarton May 11, 2006

Kitten Baseball

(N.) A much better sport than Infant Baseball. See, infants have all those arms and crap and the head is huge, too. Too much wind resistance in Infant Baseball. But if you hit a kitten, they curl up, making them go farther.

"We're gonna play some Kitten Baseball. Wanna join us?"

by Not sensical May 13, 2005

dirty baseball cap

when in the 69 position a girl has an orgasm while taking a dump on your head

last night my wife and i were 69'n and when she came she gave me a dirty baseball cap

by jvblack13 August 10, 2008