Chimp Bandit

A chimp bandit is a person who steals chimps/apes/monkeys and eventually falls in love with the anthropod. And/or eats the chimp afterwards.

I swear I saw a monkey in his pocket, he is a chimp bandit.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

Bandit's Jackpot

A bandit's jackpot is what happens when a fecal expulsion resembles the winnings of a slot machine.

That shit was horrible, it was like I won the Skegness lottery, proper bandit's jackpot.

by Bounce Crown June 28, 2016

Wheaton Bandit

Bank Robber that has robbed several banks, some more than once, around the Wheaton, Illinois area. He hasn't been caught, but a man approached him while he was believed to be casing his next robbery and since then has vanished. Police believe he may have a military or law enforcement background due to how he handles the handgun used in his robberies.

Man, my friend is like the Wheaton Bandit. He used to steal stuff all the time and never got caught.

by BB555 December 30, 2012

Burro Bandit

Mexican Outlaws on Donkeys.

The Burro Bandits charged across the border to Illegally pick the Lettuce of Freedom

by jerk store October 13, 2022

The Red Bandit

A RLSH located in Huntington, Indiana. He wears a red bandana and fights crime, he fights for justice and what is right.

Did you see The Red Bandit defeat that villain?

by The Infamous Trickster of Now December 31, 2021

Stick Bandit

A well known white crackhead founded in central el paso texas. Is known to break sticks against head and or twirl them.

Oh no stick bandit is breaking sticks against his head again

by Johnweinersnitchel July 17, 2022

The Blue Bandit

Alias of Jishwa from "The Saga" story.

Jishwa583 aka "The Blue Bandit"

by Jishwa583 November 8, 2023