armidilla

An armadillo drinking a sasparilla.

"Look at that thirsty armidilla!"

by Hoodlum Jackrabbit February 22, 2008

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One Armed Bandit

A bloke with a ruined gag reflex who hangs around toilets in Norfolk offering 'extras' to other blokes using the facilities.
So named as 1 arm is much larger than the other due to the amount of repeated 'stroking' of other mens cocks it performs, usually for £5 or less.

Gayboy 1 - "Hey Julian, please can you hold my Babycham, I'm off to the little boys room"
Gayboy 2 - "OK, but you'd better not have a go on the One Armed Bandit while you're in there!"
Gayboy 1 - "I won't I promise, girl"
Normal bloke from the North - "You queers disgust me"

by David Wild August 3, 2008

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chink in my armor

The chink that infiltrates your "armor", or society, with the intention of chinking it up, which is the verb form of the word "chink".

Damn, Gloria Ye really filled my dick with STD's, she was a real chink in my armor.

by Kashil Nedyevan May 8, 2008

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Chocolate Armor

1. The shit that is on a women's chest. Usually caused by a chocolate coat of arms.

2. The fecal matter which has been spread upon a womens big busty breasts as a result of a chocolate coat of arms.

Well Becky, that is a nice looking Chocolate Armor you've got there. Jonathon did a nice job with that chocolate coat of arms!

by Wasted Dub S.A.M. June 14, 2008

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