angry cry wank

After an unsuccessful night on the pull. Your return to your bed angry and upset you haven't pulled a girl, whilst wanking and crying

I didn't pull last night, just ended up having an angry cry wank

by Jack Reacharound1234 May 28, 2013

Angry Gabriel

When a woman is pleasuring her sexual partner and just before the point of climax she proceeds to squeeze the balls very hard until he emits a high pitched Yelp

I didn't realise how annoyed she was until she gave me an angry Gabriel!

by Rugby lad June 22, 2016

Angry Bearded Dragon

A step above and beyond the typical Angry Dragon, wherein the male finishes the Angry Dragon, then throws a handful of shaved pubic hair in the partners face, causing it to stick to the semen, therefore giving the appearance of an Angry Bearded Dragon.

Dude, she's still trying to get rid of the hair on her face after I gave her the Angry Bearded Dragon.

by LtCuzco November 5, 2016

Angry Snake

An angry snake is when upon ejaculating, you furiously shake your dick to give it the appearance of a moving snake, throwing sperm all over your partner’s face in the process.

“Man, I gave Laura the angry snake last night! Bitch be looking like Caspar the ghost afterwards.”

by Yoda Da Pimp October 15, 2017

Angry Horny

Otherwise known was A.H., angry horny is when you’re at an aroused state and are also experiencing extreme aggression. Could be dangerous to spouse and friends.

Wow Taylor was so rude today, I bet she was angry horny. Her poor boyfriend!

by Gloriaaaaaaa February 22, 2019

Angry Baboon

When you have aggressive anal sex doggy style with a woman, slapping the ass cheeks causing intense redness of the behind, whilst simultaneously choking the woman to cause a blue tinge to their cheeks from lack of oxygen.

"Man, I made my bitch into an Angry Baboon last night! She wasn't pleased, so I gave her a Monkey Face to boot!"

by Two Daves and Seabiscuit April 8, 2009

angry wookie

When a woman backs her buttocks into a man's testicles unexpectedly, causing him to emit a noise not unlike Chewbacca's signature moan.

Woman: "Sorry, did I back up too fast?"
Man: <Chewbacca noise>
Woman: "Wow, you sound like an angry wookie!"

by Louis Radywonik September 6, 2008