Alyssa Terry

A women/ man who is in love with a small 5'1 male named Maximus Ivcic; also loves to toot horns on the football field. Best friend includes the following, Jads, and thats pretty much it. Will do anything for her friends and is a beautiful and strong women who leaks. Period Pooh

Alyssa Terry is the most amazing person I know.

by $wagmoneyyyyy October 22, 2019

the alyssa alibi

the excuse you give your mother that you’re sleeping over her house or hanging out with her when in reality you’re with your boyfriend getting that dick.

chick: hey mom!! i'm going to alyssa's tonight. she makes amazing brownies and oreo truffles. mmm, so excited!
mom: okay sweetie.
*arrives to boyfriend's house*
chick's mind: ahh, the alyssa alibi.

by the cute hopeless romantic August 3, 2011

Alyssa Mulch

Alyssa Mulch is one of the sweetest and chillest girls you can meet. She’s extremely loyal and funny. Alyssa Mulch is definitely one of a kind. She’s quite the crackhead and would do anything to make you smile. She definitely some bundle of joy.

Alyssa Mulch is really cool. I think I wanna become friends with her.

by jenifer lopez June 1, 2020

alyssa

dumbfuck would rather get the corona virus then spend 1 minute with her also loves furry porn and is a furry

what a alyssa

by Tigre touchant January 28, 2020

alyssa

a whores name. the type of slutty girl who goes for guys with girlfriends, flirts with everyone, and is always getting caught up. alyssa is gets confronted a lot but still doesn’t know her way through an arguement and continues to make ignorant comments and make herself look dumb. nobody likes alyssa

person one: “did you see alyssa grabbing that boys arm? she was alllll over him.”
person two: “his girlfriends crazy she better watch out.”

by catlovinghippie April 9, 2020

alyssa in bed

She's hot and amazing , thick , beautiful , smart . The type of girl to wear a dress in public but get tied up in bed at night . She's wild , kinky , frisky , sexy , and hot . A great woman , girlfriend and friend . You'll fall I live with her . She's easy to talk to , and she's a open minded and hearted. Person cant hate anyone unless you hurt her really bad ,friends , or family . She will be there no matter what and she is nl stranger . She just wants to be loved and care for but no one is the fit because she has very high standards .

Dammmmmmn i hooked up with Alyssa in bed last night

Damn man you lucky asshole . Better keep her or ill take her

by Hotsss99 July 1, 2017

Alyssa🙂

Alyssa is a beautiful very smart person, anyone can depend on her when she is helpful and she is never rightful! She always smiles there is never a time that she is not laughing or funny or smiling, she can sometimes get hyper. She always has to dumbest stories that make other people laugh!She has the most beautiful smile ever. She is awesome anyone can be dependable on her!!!💜💙💜💙

Girl 1:"Who is that girl making very funny jokes"!
Girl 2:"oh that's Alyssa🙂 she is the funniest person in the world"!

by Crazyperson1012 June 27, 2017