by notliamm December 6, 2021
Get the Alicemug. Alice is a tall lovely girl who's always loyal and caring towards others. Extremely intelligent and beautiful with dark glistening brown hair, and is highly unaware of it! The beautiful smile she makes could make you never forget how beautiful and wonderful she is. Her soothing voice is as soothing as silk and could tell a bedtime story and you'll definitely make you fall asleep in almost an instant. A person who she values as a best friend could easily fall into her lustful intentions and could possibly make you cherish her forever, but that won't last for eternity if you mess up very badly, that trust pact you have with her could be destroyed forever.
Guy 1: Hey dude, that Alice girlfriend of yours is so beautiful! I wish I had her.
Guy 2: A lot of people wish they had Alice. I'm just so lucky to have someone like her!
Guy 1: She is so charming and beautiful, I might be obsessing over her.
Guy 2: A lot of people wish they had Alice. I'm just so lucky to have someone like her!
Guy 1: She is so charming and beautiful, I might be obsessing over her.
by the omnilord2495 May 21, 2022
Get the Alicemug. Alice is a blue eyed penis face, smelly, meany. She often spasses the fuck out for no reason. She is fairly high on the spectrum and looks like an absolute reptile. She’s long as fuck but has Barrie doll feet and a PHAT ass deformed lookin pinky finger. If you see her she’ll probably be limping cos one of her legs was stolen from a midget which left the midget in a wheelchair. Horrible when you think about it.
by Thiccboiiii69 April 14, 2020
Get the Alicemug. She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.
Lola and Freya :)
Lola and Freya :)
by P_trained December 7, 2019
Get the Alice Kellymug. The most beautiful and kind girl I’ve ever met. She’s the most precious thing to me. We may not be so close physically but my heart is fucking stranger to yours alice. I’m in love with you. So miserably in love.
by L_loves_A January 27, 2025
Get the Alicemug. You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
Get the Alice Springs Fire Fightermug. by Tokyonoame May 5, 2020
Get the Alice Qiumug.