The Alarm Clock

It is when you set the alarm clock for like five minutes later than the time it is currently and then straddle the girl so your over her face and then when the alarm rings you bust a load in her face as she wakes up

"THANKS TO Fairleigh Dickinson University"

Yo bro this morning i gave my girl the alarm clock!

by M.JUSTIN.F May 2, 2008

alarm clock song

Otherwise obscure song on the album; however, you know it the best because its the one you're effin' alarm clock is set to. And you're too lazy to change out the CD...for months. Then you hear it a year or two later and you're like...dude...the effin' alarm clock song!!!

(After hearing beginning of song on radio...)
"Dude...the alarm clock song!"

by ajhoganil June 11, 2006

Alarm Call

Spunking into someones face whilst they are asleep.

Also could be "wake up call"

"So, you need to wake up at 6, no problem"

by Smilie June 14, 2004

Alarm Cat

Early in the morning, around sunrise, the lovely little fur-ball that slept by you night decides to get up. She trots over to her bowl, which is empty ... Then, she comes back into the bedroom and meows at the top of her lungs - for the sole purpose of waking your lazy butt up to get her something to eat!

Diane: I am so tired. My Alarm Cat went off at 6am today! I have to start feeding that cat at night.

by Diba Diane February 8, 2010

False Alarm

Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate.

"Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?"

by Ratedout October 4, 2008

boobie alarm clock

When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up by slapping your face repeatedly with her boobs. She should shout "boobie alarm clock! " while performing the maneuver.

Hey baby, I have an early meeting, can I get a boobie alarm clock for 6AM.

by Codewarrior128 November 9, 2013

Dog Alarm

When one dog barks and the entire neighborhood of dogs start barking

Jamie be quiet, We wouldn't want to set off the dog alarm

by sinsforeal July 28, 2016