academic fisting

(noun) the process in which a scholarly institution, such as a college or university, renders a student to a state where he or she feels as comfortable as he or she would have been if he or she had received a metacarpal enema. (see fisting)

variations of the term include, but are not limited to
academically fisting, academically fisted

Jon: Dude, I have three exams back to back this week, I just got a C- on my last exam, and my professor just gave us another assignment due next week.
Matt: Dude, you are getting academically fisted, hard.
Jon: Yeah, this is a serious case of academic fisting.

by Richard Shunnairy, RBN July 13, 2016

abadaoowee

The mating call of a mentally handicapped person while under the influence of marijuana.

My boi: “Aye boss watch out there’s a high downy over dat way.”
Me: “Damn cus you right.”
Mentally Handicapped Person: “Abadaoowee!!!”
My boi: “Aye run he’s spotted you boss!”

by Sp00ky_J0hn June 11, 2018

Aadan

A wonderful, amazing, cool, chill, not wack, gets litty like a titty, and is very very very awesome.

Yo it's Aadan here and I'm here to say I'm cool and you're GAY.

by ImnotnamedAadan420 November 7, 2018

Academic Flex

(n.) 1. A flex that a smartass uses to show off their intelligence on a test.

(v.) 2. When you give your teacher an assignment that could've been finished in 2 class periods but is finished in one class period or less.

(1.) Michael: Damn, Gabe's got a 100 every subject, true academic flex of the century.

Samuel: I know right, that's pretty fucking amazing.
(2.) Lydia: Why the fuck is Stacey sleeping?

Hailey: I don't know why.

*Teacher lightly taps Stacey's Shoulder*

Stacey: yeah...

Teacher: Is your assignment finished?

Stacey: um...yeah

*Stacey hands it in*

Lydia: How the fuck?

Hailey: That's an academic flex that can't be disputed.

by Smart4Life December 10, 2018

academic incest

When a college or university hires its own graduates back as professors, especially when they have little to no professional experience in their field.

The academic incest in RISD’s architecture department has led to a decay in faculty quality.

by Goblinoid February 20, 2020

adadadad

when a woman dies from sex

this is shit aka adadadad

by shit boi December 14, 2020

Academies of Loudoun

Goofy ahh school that gives everyone depression

“Hey man want to go to the Academies of Loudoun?”

“That goofy ahh depression school, hell nah.”

by DepressionAtACL August 26, 2022