Almond Shower

The act of bathing naked in almonds. Obviously.

I took an almond shower last night and now my skin is dry from the piles of salt accrued on my skin.

by RyanOfAlkerath March 1, 2018

Almost being

When you are a lot on the internet and dont feel that you are doing much really

I've been almost being like this for..lets say a year

by Windzard August 7, 2018

Almond joy

Putting coconut oil on a women's ass hole and then licking it.

Jane put coconut oil on her bum and I almond joy'd it
Man the stripper totally gave me an almond joy.

by Breezy triple stack September 9, 2018

Alfonsito

Alfonsito is the most talented rapper alive. His tongue technology will send you to Hong Kong.

Agust D is Alfonsito as fuck.

by MIA7842 November 1, 2018

almondsbury

A place where poshos live , such as jayden samuel arrowsmith the cumsponge

Wanna go almondsbury , Nah mate heard bout sherrie the hardnut , she batters anyone who enters her street

by bellz November 23, 2018

Almond

noun
1. Acronym for "All-loving man or nearly dad".

2. An almond is a mom-friendly boyfriend or significant other who ticks most of the boxes for being "a lot like dad"

You really should meet Christoff, you'd like him he's such an almond.

by wordwrestler December 18, 2018

Almond Sauce

When you shit in a bowl of peanut butter and mix it up.

God damn, was Jerry so stoned that he had to make almond sauce?

by TheRealSpenceMan January 7, 2019