social media

something i sworn to never become addicted to but alas. here i am scrolling mindlessly for hours, submitting to the machine

i hate social media it took away my childhood

by confused nick face November 23, 2020

Social Catfishing

The process in which a social media manager creates multiple fake profiles only to engage with brands in order to boost the brands popularity. Also the practice of a social media manager liking and commenting every status that is written from every brand page he or she is in possession of. See catfishing

If I manage Facebook Pages for Clients A,B,C,D and E, I should have them all talk to each other all hours of the day on Facebook to portray the appearance that my clients have deep relationships with all these brands and endorse everything I say too. It would also be a good idea to have them sell anything I can profit from. It's like catfishing for social media, only it's Social Catfishing.

by Needle Nose Ned Ryerson February 21, 2013

Social Prostitute

A social prostitute is someone who is well known and is friends with many clients. The origin of the word comes from sex workers who work the corner. Prostitutes are people who can be picked up by anyone, anywhere, and for a low cost. This differs from a social escort who only have high end clients (only certain groups of people that they will associate with) and will not negotiate on lowering their price.

Ryan Bedell has talked to three people just on his way to the bathroom. How does he even know so many people? He is such a social prostitute!

by Blossomfield May 30, 2018

social osmosis

Where a person adopts the catchphrases of another person when they start hanging out with them.

Person 1- "It's weird, Jim has been using the word 'dude' a lot lately."
Person 2- "Yeah he has been hanging out with Sue and that is her word."
Person 1- "Oh he has a case of social osmosis."

by Katrina_is_Replaced December 27, 2011

social sneaker

a stylish sneaker worn for social purposes

Carla would never workout in her social sneakers, but they looked great at parties

by Whitword October 25, 2017

Social Republic

A Nation Devoted to upholding both societal norms and public work programs.

From what few examples exist, it could also refer to a state under foreign influence or in decline

After the Italian Armistice in September of 1943, the German Army invaded Northern Italy and installing Benito Mussolini as head of the new 'Italian Social Republic

by U-Chuck November 24, 2020

social nomad

Someone that constantly moves from one social circle or clique to another.

He's moved thru four different squads on two years, what a social nomad.

by Kinney Morgan August 21, 2016