Fat Mike

He's obsessed with big lesbians, he's been a punk rocker for most of his life, he sings kinda flat, he's not really so fat, but that's how he hits with a hook or a slice
Fat Mike I gotta let you know
It's not the tunes, it's their live show
And all the people you get to meet
Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs
Stinky people give you hugs
Walk around in your bare feet
by lane October 03, 2004
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Mike Bobaguard

A person in which who is represented as an alpha male, or considered one from a flock of handsome males. They are also considered to have well-sized schlongs
by MikeMike768 March 14, 2023
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classic mike

saying things that dont make sense or are plain wrong but standing by them whole heartedly.
contradicting yourself all the time and general mistakes in everyday life
this whole day has just been one big drunken week" classic Mike.
Set the fire alarm off whilst ironing.. Only Classic Mike can do that
by swayze89 April 16, 2012
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Mike Hair

That tiny (or big) spike of hair at the front of someone's hair, usually in the form of a brown or black! It can be found in Roblox, called 'Brown Charmer Hair.'
Person 1: 'Ayo wanna play some Roblox?'
Person 2: 'Nope, I'm sick of seeing Mike Hairs everywhere.'
by AlQaholic_Terrorist February 11, 2021
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Mike Faceless

Veteran Hip-Hop MC From Los Angeles.

Known For Strong Stage Presence, Song Writing Concepts, Vocabulary, Multisyllable Rhyme Schemes, Double Time, And Freestyle/Battle Skills.

Made A Name For Himself In The Early 2000's At: Elements, Section 805, Unseen Underworld.
Kid In Crowd: "Elements Was Insane This Week, This Kid Mike Faceless Put An End To Rheteric's Run His First Night Here!"
by Obie One December 10, 2009
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Angelic Mike

A sardonic nickname for US Vice President Mike Pence who is tasked by a scrambling team of high-powered liars to play a very specific role just like all the other White House goons.
There’s a lot of dirty rats running from this burning building, but not Angelic Mike, he’s really very innocent and he hasn’t known anything about anything all along, he’s a really great guy with no problems at all at home or anywhere, he’s my good buddy and really, he’s a perfect Vice President who could run in 2020 and win by a landslide!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 03, 2019
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Mike Pence

A homosexual slang for a boring penis.

A Mike Pence can get hard and tries to find its way between male butt cheeks but always gets turned down in the end.
I was hoping to get fucked so hard that I'll scream and dream about it, but he pulled out Mike Pence instead.
by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022
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