Johnny Gomes

Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.
Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.
by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018
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Johnny business

Complete fuckery. Acting a fool for absolutely no reason.
Oh yea John, he knows all about our Johnny business. He’s gonna cuck us right on down.
by Big brother John February 01, 2019
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The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”
by spencer.oc October 10, 2017
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Johnny Weissmuller

Johnny Weissmuller (2 June 1904 – 20 January 1984) was an Austro-Hungarian-born American competition swimmer and actor, best known for playing Tarzan in films of the 1930s and 1940s and for having one of the best competitive swimming records of the 20th century.
Johnny Weissmuller's real name was Pieter Johann Weissmuller. He popularised the Tarzan yell and made it memorable. He was also one of the prototype 'celebutantes' of the 1930s-60s, because he initially had no experience in acting whatsoever.
by Snapper2001 July 06, 2018
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johnny pocket

British slang for the trouser coin pocket
I had the paper clip in the Johnny pocket of my jeans
by Stiffo900 January 17, 2016
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Reverse Johnny

where a person under 100 iq nuts on spaghetti and eats it
hi can i have a Reverse Johnny please?
by Thick yellow m&m May 19, 2019
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